linden_jay: (F&F: Paul Walker is a hotass)
My child still thinks sleep is for suckers and keeps getting me up every few minutes. That means that it's time for Fast and Furious. Not too fast, nor too furious, but just fast and furious enough. There are also no numbers in this title.

Well, Brian has not developed any sense of protecting himself from getting all kinds of dead and/or seriously injured, it seems... )
linden_jay: (Jayne- lets be bad guys)
Apparently you never know how much you can miss Vin Diesel until he's gone. Funny that. Still, this movie had many things going for it, and many things that made me want to hit my head with a rubber mallet until it Stopped Being Like That Oh My God. Also, Paul Walker is a pretty, pretty man, who has clearly made someone in wardrobe very unhappy. I sincerely hope that this trend does not continue in the next movie, or I may sustain a brain injury of some kind.

I begin by restating my opinion that if the police wanted to stop this whole street racing thing, they might want to start by following the booming music, giant crowds, and dozens of so-bright-you-can-see-them-from-space cars. Just a thought. )
linden_jay: (Mean Girls- Dramatic)
I'm watching 2 Fast 2 Furious because [livejournal.com profile] apetslife told me to (and the English major in me is flinching every single time I type the title, I'll have you know), and I'm at the 40 minute mark, and I just have one question:

Did Paul Walker sleep with the costume designer's boyfriend?

No, I'm serious. Did he? Because I'm hard pressed to come up with any other reason for the god awful clothes that they're putting him in. This is causing me mental damage, man, I am so not even kidding.

[livejournal.com profile] apetslife, you owe me something HUGE for putting me through him in those clothes. And I haven't even gotten STARTED on the colour of the cars....
linden_jay: (boykisses)
Okay... I made a promise to [livejournal.com profile] apetslife about a million years ago, and then life and babies and distraction happened, and I'm only just now catching up on it. Therefore? It is now time for:

JAY MEETS THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

(contains spoilers. Many, many spoilers.)

I feel like I'm Eddie Izzard talking about watching girls play hopscotch. 'What? Did what wrong? Fucked up what? What did they do right? It makes no sense!' )

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