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So- last week, we were running Sin City and Sahara in the two theatres that are directly across from each other, which the door person's (she who takes tickets) podium is directly in between. For the first shows of the day, they started only 5 minutes apart from each other, which meant they were running previews at the same time. Generally, it’s just distracting and annoying, but on this particular occasion, the trailers for Kingdom of Heaven and Star Wars: Episode Three: much longer title were just offset enough to, well, you’ll see. Kingdom of Heaven is in plain text, Star Wars is in bold.

The Kingdom of The Revenge of the Sith in Heaven - Super trailer:

Be without fear in the face of your enemies Safeguard the helpless- even if it leads to your death That is your oath-- Rise, a knight. Rise-- A Knight.

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

What becomes of us?

Is it possible to learn this power

The world will decide. The world always decides.

Not from a Jedi

A new world- a better world than has ever been seen.

The council wants you to report on all the Chancellor's dealings

There, you are not what you are born, but what you have it in yourself to be.

That's treason

A kingdom of conscience-

We are at war, Anakin

Peace instead of war, love instead of hate.

Very dangerous putting them together

That is what lies at the end of a crusade.

I don't think the boy can handle it. I don't trust him.

I need your help, son. I'm appointing you to be my personal representative on the Jedi Council

You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master


What will you do, every day?

What?

You will be a good man.

Obi-Wan and the Council don't trust me.

What God desires is here- and here.

Learn to know the dark side of the force and you will achieve a power greater than any Jedi

Give me a war.

You are under arrest, Chancellor

That is what I do.

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic


Defend Jerusalem- that is your oath

Do what must be done

Do not hesitate, show no mercy.


The King has no need of a perfect knight.

Who could have done this?

Twisted by the Dark Side, Young Skywalker has become


I offer you the world

You are a princess, and I am no lord.

I feel so helpless

You have my love- and my answer.

I go to pray

For what?

You were the Chosen One!

For the strength to endure what is to come.

*Vadar breathing noises*

Date: 2005-04-27 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darknightjess.livejournal.com
*Vadar breathing noises*

*Jess falling out noises*

*sporfle*

You poor dear.. Is yer brain still going wahwahwa.. hehe!!

Date: 2005-04-27 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angie-palace.livejournal.com
LOL! Forwarded this page to a bunch of my friends who'll appreciate it. :D

Angie, still snickering

Date: 2005-04-27 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linden-jay.livejournal.com
Seriously lost it for a good five minutes- was trying to take tickets and couldn't explain why I was laughing so hard. *headdesk*

Thank god the GM wasn't in that day.

Date: 2005-04-27 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] your-own-path.livejournal.com
Heehee! This was brilliant and hilarious dude!!!

Gave me a real good snicker.

Date: 2005-04-27 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linden-jay.livejournal.com
So lost my shit over this right at work. And thank you- but it was the gods of fortunate that set it up- I just transcribed!

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