linden_jay

Survey thingie- gakked from someone on

tarnished_raven's flist- aka 'Jay's home away from home'. *rolls eyes at TR*

+it's.all.about.the.random+
Created by eyeslowlyunfocus and taken 39 times on bzoink!
your name	Jay Linden. I should invent a pretentious online middle name... that'd be cool
age in 15 years	40. ACK!
where do you live?	London Ontario, Canada
do you like it there?	I've only been here four months, but so far 's not bad. Needs mountains.
if you could move anywhere, where would you go?	I don't know- I haven't figured out where home is supposed to be yet. Maybe Calgary.
pets?	Snafu and Fubar, ma wonder kitties
can you cook?	I can bake. Less practical, tastes better.
best dish you can make?	Baking- sugar cookies. Cooking, Spaghetti with meat sauce
name of first stuffed animal?	Humphrey.
do you collect anything? what is it?	Stuffed animals. I still make big eyes at the AH to buy me new ones, and got a new one just a few weeks ago (Yaaay Mortimer the Wombat!)
celebrity whose clothes you'd tear off and ravage?	Eric Bana, because DAMN, and I'd like a side of Orlando Bloom with that, if you please.
do you believe other life forms exist in the universe besides our own?	It's incredibly arrogant to assume that in the entire span of the universe that the life on this one little planet is all there is out there. That said, aliens frighten me.
what did you want to be as a kid?	A low-level carpenter. Was ascared of heights.
what do you want to be now?	A teacher- high school drama/english
do you take your vitamins?	Umm... yes. Yes I do (unpacks bottle from box it's still in from moving)
dating anyone? married?	Married to the amazing Academic Husband
ever have imaginary friends?	Nope. Talked to myself a whole hell of a lot though
gone to a strip club?	Yes. Twice. Was not aware that it was legal for 2 gals to perform a 69 on stage in a public venue. Anyone else know that before now?
.:your.favourite:.
80's cartoon	He-Man and She-ra. Also Rainbow Brite. Still have Rainbow Brite dolls from when I was a kid.
soda	Pepsi
band/group	Today it's Ben Harper and Redfish
time of day	3:00am
smell	bread baking
food	Steak
alcohol	Red wine
movie	Princess Bride, TTT extended edition
random thing to yell at people	Fuck you very much!
new kid on the block	Joey. Oh god- I just admitted that- ACK!
tv show that's been cancelled	Angel, Greg the Bunny
colour	Green
brand of sneaker	Meh. Dunt care. The last few I've had have sucked. One that fits, and doesnt' break down in less then a year please
comic [book/strip]	X-Factor
celebrity you love to hate	Okay- Jennifer Lopez. Because she CAN act- Out of Sight was amazing, and she keeps doing absolute shit and making herself out to be a moron in public. Hate that
famous artwork+artist	Waterhouse. Ophelia
place you've never been	England and Scotland. Seen so many pictures from my sister, but never gone.
place you have been	California. Loved Disneyland.
season	Winter
shampoo/conditioner	Bodyshop Manuka shampoo, Brazil nut conditioner
candy bar	Skittles. Don't like chocolate. Oh fine- Sidekick, but only cos it has nougat and peanut butter.
country	Well... I've only been to Canada and the USA, and I'm sure as hell not saying USA, so CANADA!
subculture	theatre people. Oh yeah- it's a subculture... kind of. Nightbird insomniacs who are far too familiar/comfortable with their costars/coworkers.
place to hang out on a friday night	If I'm not working, on the computer, or doing anything with the AH. I am so socially repressed
place to go when you want to be alone	My computer room. AH almost never comes in here.
magazine	Cosmo. It's a humour magazine- really.
reality show	I DESPISE reality TV- sorry for those of you who love it, but I hate it. Most of the people on them are evil materialistic wankers- and not in a good way.
article of clothing	bunnyhug
book	Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. It's in a book form, therefore today it's a book. Deal.
comedian	Chris Rock.
excuse to use when calling out of work	Food poisoning. It's happened enough times in truth that I can pull it off
lucky charms shape	clover. Even have a clover necklace
.:pick.one:.
ghosts or zombies	Ghosts. Zombies are ugly. And until someone answers me truthfully on the whole do they or don't they eat brains, I'd like them to stay away please.
aquateen or south park	South Park. I was watching it when it first came on TV, and then it got... yeah. But the movie was damned funny sings 'Blame Canada' loudly
troma or full moon productions	uh... I don't know what the hell this one means.
rob a dunkin donuts or 7-11	7-11. Donuts are perishable, whereas cigarettes have a better shelf life, and are more likely to be saleable in a few weeks when the "heat" has died down after the robbery...
video games or dvd	DVD. Hate video games, mostly because I suck at them.
burp or fart	Oh honestly!
diner or bar	Diner. They have pie.
streak a mall or get caught cross dressing	Cross dressing. Although I'm pretty stacked, so it wouldn't be a hard guess
simpsons or family guy	Simpsons, but not the past few seasons. Although I have a weakness for the dog and baby on Family Guy.
x-ray vision or ability to read minds	Read minds. I'm not that interested in what's behind door #2, and we've all already got a pretty good idea what's under Eric Bana's pants even without X-ray vision.
cowboys or ninjas	Ninja's. Cowboys have horses, horses are evil.
pillow or blanket	Blanket. I hate being cold.
michael or latoya jackson	Michael, back when he was actually, ya know, not terrifying.
pepsi girl or taco bell dog	Dog. Let my cats teach it a thing or two
geico or progressive commercials	I haven't had TV for two years, so I've only seen the Geico ones.
dance or stomp	Dance. Although a good stomp is nice, if you're in the mood.
infomercial or televangelist	infomercial. At least those people are just acting. Televangelists believe.
AIM or yahoo	I'm happy enough with yahoo, even though it's sometimes a bitch.
talk on the phone or online	online. Can talk to more people that way.
taco or burrito	Taco.
fire or flood	Fire PRETTY!
edward scissorhands or edward penishands	Okay... this is a messed up question. The movie scared me, and the second just ... So- anyone read any good fic lately?
digital or film camera	Film. Can''t afford to switch to dgital, don't want to.
.:opinions.on__:.
frivolous lawsuits on fast food corps	So stupid. It's obvious it's bad for you just by how good it tastes and the total lack of real vegetables. If you can't see that, you deserve to get fat.
suicide	Selfish. And I know that sounds terrible, but it's the people left behind who have to survive what you've left them with. Ask for help- anyone. Please.
is george w bush just a really badly designed robot?	If he is, it doesn't explain his father. Technology wasn't that good when he was about.
armageddon	Biblically? It'll happen when it happens, with no warning, so why stress. The movie? Never saw it.
porn	Porn goood. Especially slash of the written variety.
reality tv shows	HATE THEM SO SO MUCH! Take work away from actors, and they're mostly terrible, and the people on them are evil.
paris hilton	99.99% made of silicone
daytime talk shows	No TV, but they're generally pretty evil.
zombies rising and taking over the earth	Well depends- do we get to keep universal health care in Canada?
the electric slide	... that's a line dance, isn't it? shudders with bad high school gym class memories
vivisection (animal testing)	Not for things like perfume and nailpolish and bath beads. For medical research, endstage before human testing, I'd say yeah. I don't like it, but yeah.
britney spears	No talent, 15 minutes should have been up long ago, pretentious bimbo
the word 'fuck'	I like it. I use it too much, but whatever. It's such a good descriptive word. And no matter how much fanfic I read- someone growling 'Fuck me!" still works for me.
golf, and is it really a sport?	I hate it, and it is NOT a sport- it is an activity.
cheerleaders	The ones that do all the stunting and stuff? I think it's pretty impressive, athletically
hookers!	For the few for whom it's an active choice, not something forced into by drug dependancy or poverty or a pimp, then it's their choice. However- Johns disgust me.
marrying someone for their money	Pretty sad. This isn't Pride and Prejudice anymore- go out and get a fucking job if you want money!
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