Anybody want a dog? Slightly used? Even more slightly kicked-through-a-window...

[linden_jay]

Fell asleep. Just past 4am. Pretty good night for me, really, crashing that early.

5:30 am.

Loki: Starts whining. And whimpering. And crying. And doing everything that says 'Please, Daddy-AH, let me out of my crate, 'cause I have to pee right now, I know I never bother you this early except every other morning when I do, but please please please let me out and if you could feed me too that'd be really nice please please please please *whimperwhimperwhine bang paws against metal crate*

Jay: *lies very very still and silent between hissed yells at puppy to 'shut the fuck up for the love of sweet crispy Christ, looks at the AH*

AH: *is dead to the world from weekend and evening of marking ridiculously bad student papers.*

Loki: *continues as aforementioned*

Jay: *waits as long as possible, absolutely cannot fucking take it, gets up, lets puppy out of crate, storms outside with AH's boots and a hoodie on over duckie jammies, holds Loki by the collar and order him to 'fucking pee goddamn you'

Loki: *finds position of Mommy-Jay with hand at collar to be confusing and undignified, despite formerly mentioned need to pee. Sits down and stares up with big adorable stupid eyes*

Jay: *drags his ass back inside, gets goddamned leash, takes him back outside

Loki: Promptly leaps a few paces, almost dragging Jay into the snow, and proceeds to make the snow all yellow.*

Jay: *drags his ass BACK inside, shuts his ass BACK in the crate, gets back into bed with a giant huff, lays down.

*two minutes later*

Jay: Is wide fucking awake. 90 minutes sleep- go me. So. Not. Impressed. So- anyone want a dog?

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[darknightjess.livejournal.com]

*backs away from Jay vewy vewy slowly*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ravengirl/]

I recommend next time just smacking the AH over the head with a book and making him go get the dog :P

But yeah... I know your pain. Animals can be a giant pain in the arse, seriously.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ravengirl/]

OH OH OH OH OH! I forgot to mention this in my last comment but GUESS WHO'S LAST DAY IT WAS AT SILVERCITY ON SUNDAY??? *waves hand wildly around in the air* OH YES.

*feels awesome*

That being said, have you seen Ultraviolet? I think you'd really like it... it's kind of almost satirical because it's so over the edge. But anyway, I know I don't get free movies anymore but I *do* have these 2 for 1 admission things that are good between Monday and Thursday during March so if you wanted to go see that or any other movie let me know :D It'd only be like $5. Talk to you soon!

[bunnysummers.livejournal.com]

LOL -- I know I shouldn't laugh at your obvious and totally understandable pain, but it's totally sympathetic laughter. Puppies are SO much creatures of habit. The following bit pretty much killed me...

Loki: *finds position of Mommy-Jay with hand at collar to be confusing and undignified, despite formerly mentioned need to pee. Sits down and stars up with big adorable stupid eyes*

Jay: *drags his ass back inside, gets goddamned leash, takes him back outside

Loki: Promptly leaps a few paces, almost dragging Jay into the snow, and proceeds to make the snow all yellow.*

I can't tell you how many times Orlando has leveled that "big, adorable stupid eyed" look at me. *still giggling*