Was I not clear? Y'know, on the whole "Please nothing else" thing? Was that not... y'know- I just didn't think that was that difficult a concept, really.
Things come in threes, right? That's how it works... so technically, I should be done.
1) My grandmother (who had breast cancer when I was in my early teens, had a mastectomy, and survived it) has a malignant tumor on her back. She's having it removed sometime in the next few days... and my parents have known for over 2 weeks that she was sick and only told me a couple days ago. (They do expect that she will fully recover from it- it's not spread anywhere else and is just contained to the one area, but... still. Cancer. Again. This happens a lot in my family.)
2) Student Loans.
See here. 'Nuff said.
3) Didn't get the Stratford job.