linden_jay | And again, I bring you... THE QUIZZY THING! w00t!

Quizzy thing gakked from

lady_adrian! You've got to wonder just how bored you are when you do one of these things to put off editing porn...

TYPE YOUR NAME IN ONE GO WITH YOUR:

FINGERS: Jay Linden
CHIN:uq67ol89jh45rehyg
ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED:jsy kubdeb - DAMN! I got one key to the left. SHOOT!
CHEEK: okay, how many times is it funny for me to make alphabet soup on the keyboard. Veto.
ELBOW: ujq7uykliuj. See? Stopped being funny
LIPS: Veto.
BACK OF HAND: jat kundeb
NOSE: I have a GUMMI BEAR NOSE! *sigh* jaqy le34njh
TONGUE: and again, I say Veto.

DESCRIBE

-- YOUR HERITAGE: 75% Scottish, 12.5% Danish, 12.5% British. And I'm 100% Canadian!
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: Runners
-- YOUR EYES: Hazely-brown. Depends on the light.
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: When I get frustrated I cry. Totally undermines my position
-- YOUR FEARS: Bobble heads, Monkey's, Anamatronic things that talk.
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: Make the perfect pie crust. Oh wait, I can already do that *preens* Umm... I want to adopt. Ha- bet you wouldn't have thought of THAT one!

WHAT IS

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: Fuck. Goddamned fucking shit I slept in AGAIN!
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Eyes. Hair. Ass. No wait- didn't say that one! ACK!
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: Honestly? Breasts. Having had breast reduction makes you incredibly tit-concious.
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: I have the cutest damned nose ever.
-- YOUR BEDTIME: *cocks head to the side* I don't understand the question...
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Today? I found the grocery store without getting lost there or on the way back. Ever? God- I'll be mundane and say my BA
YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: There are things about my wedding day that are a blur, because it was so much all at once. I wish I had perfect recall of the whole day.

YOU PREFER

-- PEPSI OR COKE: Coke. No Pepsi. No... Well, it has to be one or the other. None of that discount shit. Has anyone ever tried Jolt? Twice the sugar, twice the caffeine...
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: McDonalds
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: Singles.
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: Adidas if I have to
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla- just like my pup!
-- ~~CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE:~~ - I am crossing out this question as it is yucky. Big Old Neither on that one.

DO YOU

-- SMOKE: Nope. If I'm really pissed and surrounded by smoking people, yes.
-- CUSS: *scans up screen... decides question has already been answered*
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: No. My hair goes to the middle of my back and holds water like a sponge. It takes an average of 12 hours to dry naturally, and I'm not having wet hair all the time. So... no.
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): In reality? No.
-- WHO ARE THEY: Out of reality? That damned Bloom-guy, and Eric Bana. Together even is nice- I don't even have to be there necessarily. Hell, add Sean Bean in and I'm deader 'n a dead thing!
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: Been there, still gotta go back. Bloody Teacher's Education certificate.
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: Loved it.
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: *checks* Got that one covered.
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yep. My mum is a secretary, and she taught me well..
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: Never.
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: *goes and checks* Hell, why not. The hair is nice, the nose is cute, and I've got a great rack. Go for it!
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: Oh, if you could see my kitchen! I'm pretty sure vegetables are toxic, secretly.
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: They're 4000km away, and I'm on dial up internet most of the time. We get along ACE!
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Love them
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: Clairinet (best) Tenor saxaphone (less well) and Piano (serious amateur)
PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU

-- DRANK ALCOHOL: *ponders* No. Huh - go figure that!
-- SMOKE(D): No
-- DONE A DRUG: No
-- HAVE SEX: Yep
-- MADE OUT: Yep
-- GO ON A DATE: Yep
-- GO TO THE MALL: Went tonight
-- EATEN SUSHI: Oh GAG me with a spoon- no!
-- BEEN ON STAGE: *SIGH* no, god dammnit
-- BEEN DUMPED: Nope
-- GONE SKATING: Nope
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: *GASP!* No, but now that my kitchen is unpacked and I have brown sugar I'm GONNA!
-- BEEN IN LOVE: Yes.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: Nope - growing the dye out. Want to cut my hair off once it's long enough and dye free- give it to Locks for Love.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: Nope

HAVE YOU EVER

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE?: Yep
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: People miss school because of rain? If I'd done that in Vancouver I never would have made it there!
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: In what sense? In a groiny sense, no. Otherwise, ALL THE DAMN TIME!
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: No.
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: I wanted to marry Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND?: I talk to my cats a lot. And myself. But not an actual persona outside that
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: No, actually. Damn - I missed out on that one!
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING?: No one lets the married girl play ANYTHING fun.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED?:Um, that would be a really yes.
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING"?: No. Damned close, but no.
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE?: Nope
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: I've been hit. Not beaten up though
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT? Yeah, not much of one though.

THE FUTURE

-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: *checks again* That would be 19
- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: I swear I want 6 kids, but I want to give birth to two. I want a nice gender spread, and for names... James (girl only) Hannah, Kathleen, William, Sebastian, Andrew. No, I haven't thought about this... why...*looks around*
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Girlie church wedding with the white dress, and a mass of bridesmaids. It was purdy!
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: Not in pain, not alone.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I'm NEVER going to grow up. But I want to teach high school drama and english

OPPOSITE/SAME SEX

-- BEST EYE COLOR: Bright blue
-- BEST HAIR COLOUR: Blond
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: long enough to thread my fingers through, not long enough to get tangled
-- BEST HEIGHT: taller than me (5'7'')
-- BEST WEIGHT: I don't give a rats ass
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: Going for a walk. And you may as well know that the first time I did this I typed 'wank' instead of 'walk' *facepalm*
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: under the stars. That's not where mine was, but it would have been cool.

NUMBER OF

-- BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: One boyfriend
-- KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: This is just the oddest question. I have no buggering clue.
-- DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: one
-- PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: My life? probably 6. My heart? One.
-- PIERCINGS: My ears, two in each.
-- TATTOOS: None yet
TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER: A lot, actually. Small town, Drama geek.
-- THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: The times when I hurt someone who didn't deserve it.

n FAVORITES

-- SHAMPOO: Ginger. It's from the Body Shop, and they bloody discontinued it the fuckers. I'm in serious mourning here.
-- COLOR: Yellow
-- DAY/NIGHT: Sunrise. I never see it waking up though- always coming from the other side. Wonder if it looks different.
-- SUMMER/WINTER: Winter
-- LACE OR SATIN: Satin. Lace is itchy, and itchy is unplesant.
-- CARTOON CHARACTER: Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty. Hey - worked for me when I was five, works for me now!
-- FOOD: 10 oz New York medium rare steak, garlic mashed potato, caeser salad on the side.
-- MOVIES: Westside Story, LOTR Extended Editions, Guys and Dolls, Much Ado about Nothing, POTC, The She-ra movie, Ten things I hate about you, Hamlet (w/Mel Gibson), Moulin Rouge
-- SPORT: Play or watch? Watch - Hockey, Football (FIFA), Figure Skating. Play, Football (FIFA), Softball, Skiing.

RIGHT NOW

-- WEARING: jammie pants, Pearl Jam t-shirt, bunny hug with a zippy.
-- THINKING ABOUT: Sigh. Miss Lexxy. Miss Anorien. Why is everyone gone? Sigh. Me should go edit porn now.
-- LISTENING TO: Trains going by. OOH! I could put on music! *pause* I am now listening to "Old Man River" from "Showboat". Anyone who doesn't like musicals? NER!

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

-- CRIED: No
-- WORN JEANS: Do I OWN any other pants!?! ... Oh, sorry, that would be a no. Yes, I wore jeans.
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: Yes, actually! *waves at Paul*
-- DONE LAUNDRY: Crap. AH is gonna kick my ass.
-- DROVE A CAR: Nope
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

-- YOURSELF: Yes. No one else will if I don't.
-- YOUR FRIENDS: Mostly. I've been burned a few times, but the people who I count as my friends are amazing.
-- SANTA CLAUS: No. DAMN YOU, JUDY BLUME!
-- TOOTH FAIRY: I lost my last baby tooth when I was 16. The shine had kind of worn off the tinsel at that point.
-- DESTINY/FATE: To a degree. I don't believe we're ruled by it, but I think it's there as a guide
-- ANGELS: Sure
-- GHOSTS: I'm open to it. I've heard people I trust say that they've seen them, and I have no reason to doubt them. I'm waiting to be shown.
-- UFO'S: The idea that we're the only sentient beings in the entire bloody universe is absurd. How they travel about is entirely up to them.
-- GOD: Yes

FRIENDS AND LIFE

-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: I love being Jay. I wish I had a different RL middle name... it's the same as the AH's Last name. So basically, I'm Jay Blank Blank. Sounds stupid. Dat's why I kept me maiden name!
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: Nope. I have an Academic Husband.
-- DO YOU LIKE ANYONE?: Not like that.
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: Well, Angie and I are always saying the same thing at the same time... does that count?
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Tash, then Misha
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: *whines* do I HAFTA be? For short periods of time, under strict rules of conduct- ie: Not Pissing Me Off.
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: Palace folk. I'm in a brand new city and I'm shy and stuff.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Snuggled up spooning with the AH, dancing in the rain in spring with the smell of lilac's everywhere
-- WORST FEELING?: Despair
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 2:55am. Why, is that strange?

CURRENT

-- MOOD: Happy. Got Kool-aid, got porn, got quizzy thing.
-- MUSIC: "Showboat"
-- TASTE: Fruit punch Kool aid, scotch mint.
-- HAIR: Mid-back, brown
-- THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: Right now? Editing porn. Posting porn. Feedbacking porn. EEEE! Answering ping from Lexxy - HI LEXXY! *waves*
-- DESKTOP PICTURE: *spends 15 minutes shrinking windows* Aragorn in the tent after getting the BIG sword from Elrond

DO I/HAVE I EVER

-- HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK? I have about 6 dreams that cycle - every 6-9 months. I don't remember them after, but I know I've had them before.
-- REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: *blush* Yes
-- STILL LOVE HIM/HER: *BLUSH* yes
-- READ THE NEWSPAPER?: Meh. No. Only if the AH drags me over by the hair and says "read that!"
-- CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: How could love be a mistake? This question is stupid.
-- LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL?: Red Wine. Other then that, gotta mask it with something sweet.
-- HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: SUGAR!!!!! umm. Skittles, Swedish Berries.
-- DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: Most of the time. When I handed the assignments in.
-- WEAR HATS?: I wish. I look deeply stupid in hats
-- CLOSE FRIENDS?: I do
-- WISH ON STARS?: *blush* yeah
-- LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes. my printing, nope
-- CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: Meh. Nope. Why?

LOVE AND STUFF

-- GAY? STRAIGHT? BI?: Straight. Far as I know anyway.
-- FIRST CRUSH: Prince Phillip in Sleeping Beauty. Aw hell, you want RL? ... Meh. Can't spell his name, but I was 8.
-- EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: yes
-- DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: Yes
-- DO YOU BELIEVE IN "THE ONE?": YES!!

ARE YOU A

-- WUSS: I let things go that I shouldn't. And I'll defend a friend before I'll defend myself. Personal wuss, Battle cat when someone else is involved.
-- DRUGGY: No.
-- DAYDREAMER: I am so not living in the land of reality it's not funny.
-- FREAK: Yes. I was married at 19. I'm a big ol' freak by today's standards.
-- DORK: I don't think so... you'd all tell me if I was, right?
-- BITCH/ASSHOLE: Don't piss me off, and you won't have to find out.
-- BRAT: Heh. Not as much as some *cough... ADRIAN*
-- SARCASTIC: Smirk! Now why would you think that?
-- SHY: More then you'd expect, actually.
-- TALKATIVE: Good GOD can I babble!
-- ADVENTUROUS: Not so much, sadly/

LAST

-- BOOK YOU READ: The Cider House Rules
-- MOVIE YOU SAW: aw hell. Been watching a lot of DVD Televison stuff. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Four Finale... and Once More With Feeling
-- THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: Fruit punch koolaid
-- TIME YOU SHOWERED: Couple hours ago
-- PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: Me mum!

And again, I bring you... THE QUIZZY THING! w00t!

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