I'm gonna say it one more time.

[linden_jay]

If you call to the front desk of a hotel.

And you ask for something to be brought to your room.

And you are a boy. And the person on the phone is a girl. And they're bringing whatever you've requested to your room.

When you open the door?

WEAR PANTS!

That is all.

Comments

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Oh for fuck's sake. Seriously?

[linden-jay.livejournal.com]

Seriously. TWICE tonight. Twice! Why does everyone think I need to see their boxer shorts?!?!?!

[inkandchocolate.livejournal.com]

Brains - they has none.

[linden-jay.livejournal.com]

None at all. I do not EVEN.

PS re: my icon. Christian Kane, however, is not required to wear pants. And he can leave his boots on.

[inkandchocolate.livejournal.com]

Christian Kane, however, is not required to wear pants. And he can leave his boots on.

In fact, he may be required to leave his boots on...

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know the feeling. >:|

[linden-jay.livejournal.com]

Why is this a question? I don't understand who is teaching these people as children that we don't need clothes to answer the door.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

I had that happen to me last year (I think) where the guy answered the door in ratty briefs and stood over me, just *looming, while I swept up the broken glass from a champagne glass they'd broken. I don't know why I didn't say something, but I just felt so gross after I left that room. *shudder* It's ridiculous that it doesn't occur to people to, well, put on some fucking pants (or hell, even a robe). >:(

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

in this case, are leggings pants?

[linden-jay.livejournal.com]

Leggings would make me sigh, but I would let them pass. Opening the door in ones underpanties is not appropriate, whether you're a boy or a girl. Life is not porn.