LOL -- I know I shouldn't laugh at your obvious and totally understandable pain, but it's totally sympathetic laughter. Puppies are SO much creatures of habit. The following bit pretty much killed me...
Loki: *finds position of Mommy-Jay with hand at collar to be confusing and undignified, despite formerly mentioned need to pee. Sits down and stars up with big adorable stupid eyes*
Jay: *drags his ass back inside, gets goddamned leash, takes him back outside
Loki: Promptly leaps a few paces, almost dragging Jay into the snow, and proceeds to make the snow all yellow.*
I can't tell you how many times Orlando has leveled that "big, adorable stupid eyed" look at me. *still giggling*
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Loki: *finds position of Mommy-Jay with hand at collar to be confusing and undignified, despite formerly mentioned need to pee. Sits down and stars up with big adorable stupid eyes*
Jay: *drags his ass back inside, gets goddamned leash, takes him back outside
Loki: Promptly leaps a few paces, almost dragging Jay into the snow, and proceeds to make the snow all yellow.*
I can't tell you how many times Orlando has leveled that "big, adorable stupid eyed" look at me. *still giggling*